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Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You (Glenn Medeiros, 1988)

Hawaiian crooner
Covers George Benson classic -
redefines “Love God?

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Cotton Eye Joe (Rednex, 1994)

Line dancing…in Lund?
Swede cowboys on helium
Make hit, then vanish!

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Gold Soundz (Pavement, 1994)

In case you forgot,
this is why Pavement are great -
will they reform soon?

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Jagged Little Pill (Alanis Morissette, 1995)

songs to castrate by;
man-hating is optional.
Ironic pathos.

- Submitted by Violette Rose-Jones

Alanis Jagged Little Pill

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Self (Yann Martel, 2003)

Yann Martel - Self

A story of life
Funny, mysterious, strange
Gender confusion

- Submitted by Shi Fei

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Never Lose That Feeling (Swervedriver, 1992)

Middle eight’s just like
The Unforgettable Fire -
I digress. This rocks!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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