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If I Ain’t Got You (Syesha Mercado, American Idol 2008)

May 21st, 2008 / American Idol, Music, Syesha Mercado, TV

Wish I were as good
As she thinks she is – ‘cos then
I’d be the bees knees!

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The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face (David Cook, American Idol 2008)

May 18th, 2008 / American Idol, David Cook, Music, TV

Simon throws curve ball,
Chooses a real tough song -
Gets knocked out the park!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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And So it Goes (David Archuleta, American Idol 2008)

May 18th, 2008 / American Idol, David Archuleta, Music, TV

Paula chose this song -
She must love his moody side.
Pure…perfect…boring?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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I Shot the Sheriff (Jason Castro, American Idol 2008)

May 7th, 2008 / American Idol, Jason Castro, Music, TV

Rasta man goes Bob
And admits his true colours -
Heart takes over mind?

- Submitted by Miss J

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Hungry Like The Wolf (David Cook, American Idol 2008)

May 7th, 2008 / American Idol, David Cook, Music, TV

He’s the 80′s king…
There’s just a long perm missing.
Not today’s Idol!

- Submitted by Miss J

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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Proud Mary (Syesha Mercado, American Idol 2008)

May 7th, 2008 / American Idol, Music, Syesha Mercado, TV

Can sing and perform
No need to be copycat -
Can she be herself?

- Submitted by Miss J

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Proud Mary (Syesha Mercado, American Idol 2008)

May 7th, 2008 / American Idol, Music, Syesha Mercado, TV

She ‘looks like a star’ -
Paula loves her; Randy too…
Simon thought she sucked!

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Love Me Tender (David Archuleta, American Idol 2008)

May 7th, 2008 / American Idol, David Archuleta, Music, TV

More moody love songs -
But this was a great version…
A Dave-Dave final?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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It’s All Wrong, But It’s All Right (Michael Johns, American Idol 2008)

May 6th, 2008 / American Idol, Michael Johns, Music, TV

A true-life rocker -
Would have been cool to see him
‘Do’ Mariah, eh?

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Think of Me (David Archuleta, American Idol 2008)

May 5th, 2008 / American Idol, David Archuleta, Music, TV

Eyes aaaalmost open,
Turns Lloyd-Webber into pop
And does his own thing!

- Submitted by Miss J

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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