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Category 'Music'

She Said (Longpigs, 1996)

Poshly-named front man
and future Pulp guitarist’s
fine Britpop anthem…

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Club Tropicana (Wham!, 1983)

The fans were surprised
when George Michael came out – did
they somehow miss this?!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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She Said (The God Machine, 1993)

How intense is this?
Track 2 from Berber-flavoured
first album. Heavy!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
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Breather (Chapterhouse, 1991)

Shoegazing high point
from Thames Valley’s favourite sons -
Now back, and on tour!

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Everything Zen (Bush, 1994)

California rock
all the way from…Shepherd’s Bush?
What’s with all that smoke?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Transference (Spoon, 2010)

Ditch ‘gloss’, self-produce,
Come up with lo-fi classic…
Best band from Texas?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Micah (Russian Circles, 2006)

Miss The God Machine?
Beautiful instrumental -
Sprawling, heavy stuff…

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Taxmannen (Kent, 2009)

Kent go big on synths -
Pulsating electro rock…
Album topped Swedes’ charts!

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New Year’s Day (1982)

2010…
from Zenmaster (and U2) -
A Happy New Year!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Christmas With Elvis (Mike Shorthouse, Every Year)

World’s best Christmas song?
Meet aliens…and Elvis –
Much better than Bing!

Best Christmas Song Ever

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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