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Category 'Film'

Secret (Bu Neng Shuo De Mimi) (Starring: Jay Zhou, Guey Lunmei – Directed: Jay Zhou, 2007)

Pop star directs film –
Sure, I could tell you the plot…
But it’s a secret!

- Submitted by Miss J

Secret_Bu_Neng_Shuo_De_Mimi

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Ratatouille (Starring: Patton Oswalt, Ian Holm – Director: Brad Bird, Jan Pinkava, 2007)

Rat holds a secret -
He’s a closet gourmet chef!
Helps kid gets what’s his…

Parents treat backfires -
Now every kid wants a rat.
(Parents blame Pixar)

- Submitted by Miss J

Ratatouille

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
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Talk To Me (Starring: Don Cheadle, Chiwetel Ejiofor – Director: Kasi Lemmon, 2007)

Prison DJ freed,
Becomes truth-speaking shock jock -
Dies young, thousands mourn!

Talk_To_Me

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
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I Could Never Be Your Woman (Starring: Sarah Alexander, Brittany Benson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Rudd – Directed: Amy Heckerling, 2007)

A no brain movie
I would rather sleep than watch
This movie again

- Submitted by Miss J

I_Could_Never_Be_Your_Woman

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Swept Away (Starring: Bruce Greenwood, Madonna – Director: Guy Ritchie, 2002)

Terrible acting
What was Guy Ritchie thinking?
Just of screwing Madge?

- Submitted by Miss J

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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