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Category 'Film'

August Rush (Starring Freddie Highmore, Kerri Russell, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Robin Williams, 2007)

Holy shit he’s good!
Fun film, ridiculous plot -
His folks must be proud!

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Iron Man (Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Gwynneth Paltrow, Jeff Bridges, 2008)

Arms dealer turns good -
Gets captured by terrorists…
Becomes MacGyver?

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I Am Legend (Starring: Will Smith, 2008)

Cop/Scientist spends
3 years getting bored. You might
Get the same feeling?

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Bee Movie (Starring: Jerry Seinfeld, 2008)

Seinfeld is OK
But Chris Rock rocks – wish
They’d make ‘Mosquito Movie’…

- Submitted by Miss J

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I Am Legend (Starring: Will Smith, 2008)

B-movie, Will Smith’s worst.
“Castaway”, but in city -
And just as boring.

- Submitted by Miss J

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Bee Movie (Starring: Jerry Seinfeld, 2008)

Watch this for a buzz -
Barry the Bee meets hot girl…
Size doesn’t matter!

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General Idi Amin Dada (Starring: Idi Amin, Fidel Castro – Directed: Barbet Schroeder, 1976)

Amin helps make film
But plan backfires – he’s crazy!
This should not be missed…

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European Vacation (Starring: Chevy Chase, Beverley D’Angelo – Directed: Amy Heckerling, 1985 )

Yanks win Euro trip on show…
Clark films wife nude, camera’s pinched -
Wife becomes big star!

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Superbad (Starring: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera – Directed: Greg Mottola, 2007)

McLovin with cops,
Chubby comic boy genius -
Movie to last for all time.

- Submitted by The Loud American

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The Shooter (Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Michael Pena – Directed: Antoine Fuqua, 2007)

A conspiracy…
Marky Mark goes on the run –
Will he get revenge?

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