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Category 'Britney Spears'

A Mother’s Gift (Britney Spears & Lynne Spears, 2003)

Mother and daughter
Parenting skills perfected -
Remind me who’s worse?

Absentee mother,
Daughter on downward spiral -
Return this “Gift” fast!

- Submitted by The Whoozler

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Blackout (Britney Spears, 2007)

Tabloid Queen’s new disc
For those who dance pantyless -
Way to go, Fatty! 

- Submitted by The Whoozler

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Britney Spears - Blackout 

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