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Category 'Blumfeld'

Superstarfighter (Blumfeld, 1995)

Hero Hamburgers…
after this, they’d calm it down,
and dig George Michael!

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Tics (Blumfeld, 2006)

Jaunty upbeat pop
Acoustic Germans kind of rock-
Cool video, too!

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Old Nobody (Blumfeld, 1999)

Change of directon:
German punks go ‘George Michael’ -
Starts with a poem!

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Blumfeld - Old Nobody

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Verbotene Früchte (Blumfeld, 2006)

Blumfeld back on form
With jaunty acoustic pop -
Tics is a great song.

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L’Etat Et Moi (Blumfeld, 1995)

Punk angle gets ditched -
This has more pop songs on it.
One ’spoken word’ song!

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Ich-Maschine (Blumfeld, 1992)

Amazing album
With really weird song structures -
Helps to speak German.

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