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Category 'American Idol'

Proud Mary (Syesha Mercado, American Idol 2008)

She ‘looks like a star’ -
Paula loves her; Randy too…
Simon thought she sucked!

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Love Me Tender (David Archuleta, American Idol 2008)

More moody love songs -
But this was a great version…
A Dave-Dave final?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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Mr. Tambourine Man (Jason Castro, American Idol 2008)

Top Four imposter
Busks through Bob, forgets the words -
Start packin’ those bags!

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I Shot The Sheriff (Jason Castro, American Idol 2008)

Karaoke Bob?
Simon totally panned this -
Taxi for Jason!

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Hungry Like The Wolf (David Cook, American Idol 2008)

Hungry like the wolf?
He’s hungry for victory…
The Growler‘s back, folks!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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It’s All Wrong, But It’s All Right (Michael Johns, American Idol 2008)

A true-life rocker -
Would have been cool to see him
‘Do’ Mariah, eh?

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Think of Me (David Archuleta, American Idol 2008)

Eyes aaaalmost open,
Turns Lloyd-Webber into pop
And does his own thing!

- Submitted by Miss J

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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Thank The Lord for The Night Time (Syesha Mercado, American Idol 2008)

Now she’s a diva!
Has all the right facial moves -
This is who she is!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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All I Really Need Is You (David Cook, American Idol 2008)

He’s really ‘cookin”…
Sounds more and more like Daughtry -
Nice falsetto, too!

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Coming To America (David Archuleta, American Idol 2008)

The judges loved it -
An obvious crowd pleaser,
Ticked all the boxes!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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