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Baba O’Reilly (David Cook, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:50:23 +0000

In his element -
Slow rock with big choruses…
He’ll be here next week!

A Change Is Gonna Come (Syesha Mercado, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:46:10 +0000

Randy makes her cry…
Big talent, too much ego -
That’s been her problem!

Stand By Me (David Archuleta, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 04:43:54 +0000

Dave ditches the band
But keeps the conga player –
Knocks it out the park!

Fever (Syesha Mercado, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:33:35 +0000

There’s no one who loves
Syesha just as much as
She loves herself, eh?

- Submitted by Miss J

If I Ain’t Got You (Syesha Mercado, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Wed, 21 May 2008 10:10:09 +0000

Wish I were as good
As she thinks she is – ‘cos then
I’d be the bees knees!

The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face (David Cook, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Sun, 18 May 2008 10:10:06 +0000

Simon throws curve ball,
Chooses a real tough song -
Gets knocked out the park!

And So it Goes (David Archuleta, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Sun, 18 May 2008 10:05:14 +0000

Paula chose this song -
She must love his moody side.
Pure…perfect…boring?

I Shot the Sheriff (Jason Castro, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:31:39 +0000

Rasta man goes Bob
And admits his true colours -
Heart takes over mind?

- Submitted by Miss J

Hungry Like The Wolf (David Cook, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:28:33 +0000

He’s the 80′s king…
There’s just a long perm missing.
Not today’s Idol!

- Submitted by Miss J

Proud Mary (Syesha Mercado, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:25:31 +0000

Can sing and perform
No need to be copycat -
Can she be herself?

- Submitted by Miss J

Proud Mary (Syesha Mercado, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:20:17 +0000

She ‘looks like a star’ -
Paula loves her; Randy too…
Simon thought she sucked!

Love Me Tender (David Archuleta, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:11:41 +0000

More moody love songs -
But this was a great version…
A Dave-Dave final?

Mr. Tambourine Man (Jason Castro, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:09:19 +0000

Top Four imposter
Busks through Bob, forgets the words -
Start packin’ those bags!

I Shot The Sheriff (Jason Castro, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:06:32 +0000

Karaoke Bob?
Simon totally panned this -
Taxi for Jason!

Hungry Like The Wolf (David Cook, American Idol 2008)

zenmaster — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:02:36 +0000

Hungry like the wolf?
He’s hungry for victory…
The Growler‘s back, folks!