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Archive for November, 2009

The Earthworm E.P. (Brother Purple, 1993)

Loved by George Formby,
for rocking out while cleaning
his (dirty) windows

- Submitted by Crouching Caterpillar, Hidden Woodlouse

Earthworm

Earthworm_Tree

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Slight Return (The Bluetones, 1995)

Wow, they still exist!
Epitome of Britpop?
Or Stone Roses lite?

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747 (Kent, 1997)

Isola’s outro
Epic rock fans should love this -
Starts small, gets massive…

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Nancy Boy (Placebo, 1997)

Their breakthrough single -
Makeup, sex and bondage gear…
Molko’s weird drug trip?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town (Pearl Jam, 1993)

Vedder’s small town hit -
A song about moving on,
The past catching up.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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