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Archive for September, 2009

Would? (Alice In Chains, 1992)

Long hair, waistcoats, grunge…
Who’s that at 1:11?
It’s…Rick Moranis!

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Jellybelly (Smashing Pumpkins, 1995)

Monster rock wigout…
Furious drum-rolls galore -
Mosh mayhem ahoy!

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Close (Pete Yorn, 2009)

Grohl covers James Blunt?
No, this is ten times better.
Album name pun? Niiiiice.

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Fascination Street (The Cure, 1989)

From their best album:
Crawley’s atmospheric goths
Get serious here…

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Wilco (The Song) (Wilco, 2009)

Jeff Tweedy is back -
Wilco’s Lady Madonna?
They’ll love you, baby.

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Do Y’Know What I Mean? (Oasis, 1997)

It’s big, overblown;
a lumbering Wonderwall
‘Choppers’ galore here?

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Going Blank Again (Ride, 1992)

Title track, got cut -
but turned up as a B-side…
Cool drums/harmonies!

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