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Archive for August, 2009

Live Forever (Oasis, 1994)

Hymn to brothers’ love
Sees drummer six feet under…
Have they really split?

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New In Town (Little Boots, 2009)

Cool electropop
From Idol ‘reject’ Hesketh -
Who’s laughing now, eh?

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Regret (New Order, 1993)

Hotel room jam sesh
Gets Bernie wistful – thinking
of a 5-year split?

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Someday (Nickelback, 2003)

Huge Canadians,
Oft-mocked huge album shifters -
Kurt’s beard’s the frontman?

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Fait Accompli (Curve, 1992)

The proto-Garbage?
Toni fills the Kate Bush void;
Dark, electro-rock…

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Unbelievable (EMF, 1990)

Epsom Mad Funkers?
Zac’s dead. Ian Dench?
Writes for Beyoncé!

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Trans (Neil Young, 1982)

Vocoders? A synth?
Oh Neil, what were you thinking?
One to miss, Neil-fans.

- Submitted by Crouching Caterpillar, Hidden Woodlouse

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Teenage Dirtbag (Wheatus, 2000)

Loser fancies girl -
Doesn’t think she notices…
Maybe she’s the same?

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Right Here, Right Now (Jesus Jones, 1991)

Much-used ad soundtrack
about end of the Eighties…
Walls fell; bright clothes stayed!

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Taxloss (Mansun, 1997)

What happens if you
throw away £25k
and film the result?

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