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Archive for May, 2009

Day-Glo (Hazel, 1993)

Hazel deserved more –
Sub Pop’s third greatest band?
Singing drummers rule!

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Today Tomorrow Sometime Never (Echobelly, 1994)

Female-fronted mosh
Laments Gen X apathy…
The female Mozzer?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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Amen, Brother (The Winstons, 1969)

You’ve never heard this?
The break at 1:44
Is in all dance tunes!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Makes No Sense At All (Hüsker Dü, 1985)

Doesn’t sound 80s -
Super Mario on bass
Keeps it up-to-date?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Bleed American (Jimmy Eat World, 2001)

Self-funded third disc -
The lyrics are so good that
Jimmy sings them twice!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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Dirty Boots (Sonic Youth, 1990)

Their major debut,
seven albums in – much less
experimental?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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E-vapor-8 (Altern-8, 1992)

Could raving in fields
wearing those masks change the world?
Vicks and kagouls ruled!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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