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Archive for March, 2009

I Believe In A Thing Called Love (The Darkness, 2003)

Were they serious?!
How can something so dodgy
Sound so amazing?

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The Egg (Autechre, 1992)

Rochdale’s finest sons
Make reflective IDM/
Minimal techno…

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Jagged Little Pill (Alanis Morissette, 1995)

songs to castrate by;
man-hating is optional.
Ironic pathos.

- Submitted by Violette Rose-Jones

Alanis Jagged Little Pill

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Cycling Trivialities (Jose Gonzales, 2007)

Indie-folk…a Swede
Who’s of Argentine descent.
Haunting, beautiful.

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Fountain & Fairfax (The Afghan Whigs, 1994)

Pent-up frustration
Explodes into self-loathing -
Hug him…or punch him?

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Father To A Sister Of A Thought (Pavement, 1994)

Cowboy hats galore
Complement the ‘country’ vibe -
Off-kilter, but great!

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Bat Out Of Hell (Meat Loaf, 1977)

Meat and Jim indulge…
Intro’s longer than some songs,
But this opera rocks!

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Landslide (Fleetwood Mac, 1975)

Much covered Mac song
Sees Stevie contemplate youth -
A fork in the road?

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Black Hole Sun (Soundgarden, 1994)

The Beatles do grunge?
Even Kim Thayil thought so…
This, their biggest hit.

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Papercut (Linkin Park, 2000)

Where hip hop meets rock,
But nothing like ‘Walk This Way‘…
That’s what made this ‘nu’!

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