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Archive for December, 2008

Turnin’ On The Screw (Queens Of The Stone Age, 2007)

Dischordant Beatles?
At the start, at least – but with
Crunchier guitars?

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The Lemur (Benjamin Black, 2008)

Family secrets
An affair and a murder
Who is the killer

- Submitted by Shi Fei

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Through A Glass, Darkly (Jostein Gaarder, 1993)

A sick little girl
And her guardian angel
Discussing the world

- Submitted by Shi Fei

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Can U Follow? (Stonefunkers, 1991)

People looked like this
The same year as Nevermind
Swedes rap – pretty funky!

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Suds & Soda (dEUS, 1994)

Belgium’s finest sons
Create massive rock epic -
Who’s the white vest guy?

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Wenn Es Passiert (Wir Sind Helden, 2006)

Top band from Berlin -
Neue Deutsche Welle-esque,
With wide range of styles!

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Plantman (Gary Young, 1994)

Strangely catchy tune
From the ex-Pavement drummer -
Totally nuts though!

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