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Archive for November, 2008

The Flower Song (The God Machine, 1994)

Melodic rock, from
San Diego to Camden…
RIP Jimmy

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Ebeneezer Goode (The Shamen, 1992)

Drug double entendres
Extol the virtues of E…
Got any veras?

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Teenage Wristband (The Twilight Singers, 2003)

Now I remember…
This is why the Whigs were great -
Dark, tense, beautiful

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Don’t You Want Me (The Human League, 1981)

Work in bar, meet bloke -
He’ll launch your career, then you
Reject his advance…

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Huddle Formation (The Go! Team, 2005)

Murderous racket
Or a lo-fi symphony?
Listen…tunes emerge!

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Radio Free Europe (R.E.M., 1983)

Their TV debut!
WTF is Buck doing?
Is Bill Gates on bass?

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Life Of Pi (Yann Martel, 2003)

Small boy lost at sea
Trapped on boat with a tiger
Fighting to survive

- Submitted by Shi Fei

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Take You On A Cruise (Interpol, 2003)

Spooky e-bow haunts
The gaps between the guitars -
This song gives the chills…

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A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian (Marina Lewycka, 2006)

Marina Lewycka

Grandpa’s new girlfriend
Is young and from the Ukraine
Love, fun and tractors

- Submitted by Shi Fei

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Two Caravans (Marina Lewycka, 2007)

Marina Lewycka

A strawberry field
Home to some migrant workers
Pursuing their dreams

- Sumbitted by Shi Fei

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