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Archive for July, 2008

Coast is Clear (Curve, 1990)

Hot female singer,
Indie electronica…
Dean had it worked out!

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Wickerman (The Mock Turtles, 1990)

Alan Partridge brother
Did more than ‘Can You Dig It?’ -
How wistful is this?!

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Stripper Vicar (Mansun, 1996)

Comedy new wave -
Why lump them in with Britpop?
A class of their own!

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Just (Radiohead, 1995)

Back before Kid A,
Before OK Computer,
They wowed us with this!

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I Wish (Skee-Lo, 1995)

Spooky! With hindsight,
Bits of his delivery
Sound like…Eminem!

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Mayonaise (The Smashing Pumpkins, 1993)

Don’t get the Pumpkins?
Watch this, and be mesmerised -
Rock at its greatest?

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At Long Last (Swell, 1993)

Acoustic lo-fi…
Ennio Morricone?
Yep, with rock thrown in…

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Winona (Drop Nineteens, 1992)

Boston college band
Scores with UK shoegazers…
But where is Greg now?

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Dani California (Red Hot Chili Peppers, 2006)

“History Lesson:
All Rock Styles in 4 Minutes”…
Look for Sid…and Kurt!!!

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The One And Only (Chesney Hawkes, 1991)

Art/real life mix…
Chezza bails from cinema -
That’s pretty deep, man!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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