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Archive for June, 2008

Den Döda Vinkeln (Kent, 2005)

Think of Abba – well,
This is how the Swedes do rock…
Just as perfect, right?

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Sabotage (Beastie Boys, 1994)

Funniest vid ever -
Plus best cop show never screened…
Dig those fake ‘taches!!

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Tapetklister (Jumper, 1996)

More Swedish indie!
A pop version of The Hives?
Ah, those were good times…

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Seether (Veruca Salt, 1994)

US grungy pop -
A proto-Elastica
From across the pond?

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An Honest Mistake (The Bravery, 205)

New wave retro dudes’
Domino Rally action…
His falsetto’s brave!

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Wenn Ich Wollte (Selig, 1994)

The German Chilis?
Or the German Spin Doctors?
Only time will tell…

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August Rush (Starring Freddie Highmore, Kerri Russell, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Robin Williams, 2007)

Holy shit he’s good!
Fun film, ridiculous plot -
His folks must be proud!

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Never Lose That Feeling (Swervedriver, 1992)

Middle eight’s just like
The Unforgettable Fire -
I digress. This rocks!

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Know How (Young MC, 1989)

Starts like a cop show,
Cool rhymes, smooth raps…raised in Queens,
Born in – Wimbledon?

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If It Takes You Home (Idlewild, 2006)

Scotland’s Nirvana?
Or The Smiths and R.E.M.?
Whatever, they rock!

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