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Archive for May, 2008

From Out of Nowhere (Faith Mo More, 1989)

Headbangers unite!
But grunge lay round the corner,
Killed off rock posing…

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The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face (David Cook, American Idol 2008)

Simon throws curve ball,
Chooses a real tough song -
Gets knocked out the park!

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And So it Goes (David Archuleta, American Idol 2008)

Paula chose this song -
She must love his moody side.
Pure…perfect…boring?

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Frame By Frame (King Crimson, 1982)

Ahead of its time…
Radiohead? Still at school.
Superfast guitar!

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My Curse (The Afghan Whigs, 1994)

Guest Marcy breaks hearts -
Greg & Co. take a step back;
It’s hard not to choke…

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Version of Me (Thousand Yard Stare, 1992)

The Thames Valley Smiths?
Deep lyrics and jangly beats…
Who holds the torch now?

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Freestyler (Bomfunk MC’s, 1999)

Finnish MC’s rule –
Impossible not to dance
And pretend you’re cool?

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Young Folks (Peter, Bjorn & John, 2006)

Swedes do it again -
From MySpace to TV ads,
Take the world by storm!

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Holidae In (Chingy, Featuring Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, 2004)

Don’t get your hopes up –
It’s not like when I was there…
I had room service!

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Peaches (Presidents of the USA, 1995)

Comedy gonzos
Make ‘Best Music Vid Ending
Of All Time’ – maybe?

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