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Archive for May, 2008

Let There Be Morning (The Perishers, 2007)

Sweden’s nicest band
Write dark songs in the winter –
Soon the world will know…

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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A Modern Way of Letting Go (Idlewild, 2003)

Edinburgh’s greatest
Unlikely-looking rock band -
Harder than they look!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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Pour Some Sugar on Me (Def Leppard, 1987)

Before Nirvana,
This is what rock bands looked like…
One-armed drummers rule!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Speed of Sound (Coldplay, 2005)

Bono with a lisp?
A piano-led U2?
No, this is Coldplay!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Erpland (Ozric Tentacles, 1990)

Remember crusties?
Prog for Lord of the Rings fans -
Cool instrumentals!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Sofa Song (The Kooks, 2005)

Brighton’s finest sons
Try to emulate The Smiths -
Do a sterling job!

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Little Fluffy Clouds (The Orb, 1990)

Music for comedown…
Ambient house for E kids?
Most chilled tune ever?

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If I Ain’t Got You (Syesha Mercado, American Idol 2008)

Wish I were as good
As she thinks she is – ‘cos then
I’d be the bees knees!

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Evil (Interpol, 2004)

Serious and dark…
Like Joy Division? Love this.
Strange-looking bassist!

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Impractical Joke (Smudge, 1994)

Evan’s co-writer
Shows The Lemonheads who’s boss…
He co-wrote Ray, too!

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