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Archive for April, 2008

I’m A Believer (Brooke White, American Idol 2008)

Smiley, but nervous…
Like Sheryl Crowe…on Prozac!
Too ‘karaoke’?

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Forever in Blue Jeans (Jason Castro, American Idol 2008)

Never lets it rip…
Man, he’s such a troubadour -
But girls love that smile!

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Prison Break Season 3 (Fox, 2007)

Another breakout…
Will Schofield escape Sona?
Adrenaline rush!

- Submitted by Miss J

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You Must Love Me (Brooke White, American Idol 2008)

Bawler lost for words
Don’t start something you can’t end…
What’s the song again?

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One Rock and Roll Too Many (Syesha Mercado, American Idol 2008)

Broadway Syesha?
Personality at last!
Believe it’s your thing!

- Submitted by Miss J

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Music of The Night (David Cook, American Idol 2008)

Think’s he’s a hottie,
Sure ain’t no Pavarotti,
Vote him off the show!

- Submitted by Miss J

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Treat Your Mother Right (Treat Her Right) (Mr. T, 1984)

He ain’t no fool, but
Ill-advised music ventures
Don’t come much better!

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Moving To New York (The Wombats, 2008)

Fractured Scouse art-punk…
See you down in the mosh pit -
LIPA students rock!

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Carrot Rope (Pavement, 2000)

This was their swansong -
A UK-only single…
Love the yellow macs!

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Gentlemen (The Afghan Whigs, 1994)

Dark and sinister,
The Whigs slobber with anger -
This, their finest hour.

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