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Archive for April, 2008

Mambo No. 5 (Lou Bega, 1999)

You gotta love Lou,
One of Munich’s greatest sons…
Mambo Nummer Fünf?

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Nineteen (Paul Hardcastle, 1985)

Old school dance legend.
Manager? Simon Fuller,
Of Idol fame! Wow!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Thank The Lord for The Night Time (Syesha Mercado, American Idol 2008)

Now she’s a diva!
Has all the right facial moves -
This is who she is!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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All I Really Need Is You (David Cook, American Idol 2008)

He’s really ‘cookin”…
Sounds more and more like Daughtry -
Nice falsetto, too!

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Coming To America (David Archuleta, American Idol 2008)

The judges loved it -
An obvious crowd pleaser,
Ticked all the boxes!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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I Am, I Said (Brooke White, American Idol 2008)

Fragile, and touching -
Piano suits her better…
Ditch that guitar stuff!

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September Morn (Jason Castro, American Idol 2008)

How come he’s still here?
More cheese than Cheddar Gorge here -
He could be off home…

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Hello Again (Syesha Mercado, American Idol 2008)

Neil clearly loved her -
This sounded like Whitney!
Crowd claps when she stands!!!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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I’m Alive (David Cook, American Idol 2008)

This was too growly…
Maybe loves himself too much -
Could be his downfall…

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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Sweet Caroline (David Archuleta, American Idol 2008)

All a bit ‘pitchy’,
All starting to sound the same…
Has the magic gone?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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