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Archive for March, 2008

Shui (The Honeys, 2008)

Too good to be true,
They kept us waiting ages,
But it was worth it.

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Frogstomp (Silverchair, 1995)

Aussie band wins deal,
Turns out they’re only fifteen -
Wise beyond their years.

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Thriller (Michael Jackson, 1982)

Jackson 5 star’s hit,
With cool zombie video -
Quick, hide the children!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
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Gentlemen (The Afghan Whigs, 1993)

‘Shot on location’…
Smoky bars and broken dreams,
A drunk Sinatra.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain (Pavement, 1994)

Off-kilter country -
‘Lo-fi’ ditched for melodies.
Sheer genius.

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In Advance of The Broken Arm (Marnie Stern, 2007)

Blonde woman shreds axe,
Weird rhythms reveal cool grooves.
A Satch fan’s wet dream?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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…Yes Please! (Happy Mondays, 1992)

Madchester legends
Record in Caribbean -
Drug sales quadruple.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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Endtroducing… (DJ Shadow, 1996)

Take a few samplers,
Add weird record collection -
Meet DJ Shadow.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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Bleach (Nirvana, 1989)

Aberdeen losers
Start career that changed the world.
Where’s Chad Channing now?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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