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Archive for December, 2007

Blackout (Britney Spears, 2007)

Tabloid Queen’s new disc
For those who dance pantyless -
Way to go, Fatty! 

- Submitted by The Whoozler

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Britney Spears - Blackout 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Gossip Girl (TV – WC, 2007)

Mystery blogger
Over-sexed teens with money
I want to bang Blair

- Submitted by The Whoozler
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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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The Other Side of the Mirror: Live at Newport Folk Festival 1963-1965 (Bob Dylan, 2007)

By changing the vibe,
Sacred cow comes under fire -
Judas? Electric!

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Bob Dylan

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Xanadu (Broadway Cast Recording, 2007)

Delight of Broadway -
Greek goddess on roller skates
With Aussie accent?

- Submitted by Whoozler

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Welcome To The Cruel World (Ben Harper, 1994)

Some quiet guitar,
Rhythmic cajun beats and more,
Makes Harper a star.

- Submitted by The Loud American

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Ben Harper

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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Second Coming (The Stone Roses, 1994)

This took them six years,
So they were much more mature…
(That was the problem)

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The Stone Roses - Second Coming

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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Siamese Dream (The Smashing Pumpkins, 1993)

Their true masterpiece -
Best listened to in one go…
Hard rock, with soft bits!

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Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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