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Archive for November, 2007

Ratatouille (Starring: Patton Oswalt, Ian Holm – Director: Brad Bird, Jan Pinkava, 2007)

Rat holds a secret -
He’s a closet gourmet chef!
Helps kid gets what’s his…

Parents treat backfires -
Now every kid wants a rat.
(Parents blame Pixar)

- Submitted by Miss J

Ratatouille

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Big Science (Laurie Anderson, 1982)

Cerebral songs or
Art clashing with comedy?
Laurie pulls it off.

- Submitted by Maarts

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Laurie Anderson - Big Science

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Isola (Kent, 1997)

Their greatest moment -
Epic, swirling, confident,
This shows why they rock.

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Kent - Isola

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Talk To Me (Starring: Don Cheadle, Chiwetel Ejiofor – Director: Kasi Lemmon, 2007)

Prison DJ freed,
Becomes truth-speaking shock jock -
Dies young, thousands mourn!

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I (A.R. Kane, 1989)

Trip-hop? Shoegaze? Dub?
A kaleidoscope of bliss –
Dreampop’s mutant child.

- Submitted by Maarts

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A.R. Kane - "i"

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100 Days, 100 Nights (Sharon Jones, 2007)

Two lines of straight funk;
A shot of soul in the arm -
Sharon’s the new drug!

- Submitted by Maarts



Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings - 100 Days, 100 Nights

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Psycho-Sonic (The Sonics, 1965)

Raw Northwest rockers…
Gerry’s screaming would wake the dead -
Needle in the red!

- Submitted by Gary Field

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Green Thoughts (The Smithereens, 1988)

Forget R.E.M. -
This band is America’s
Best college-rock act.

- Submitted by Maarts

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The Smithereens

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Back To Bedlam (James Blunt, 2005)

Great taste in top tunes,
But that’s enough about me:
James Blunt sucks, big time!

- Submitted by Crouching Caterpillar, Hidden Woodlouse

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James Blunt - Back to Bedlam

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The Eight-Legged Groove Machine (The Wonder Stuff, 1989)

More raw, no fiddles,
But the vitriol is there.
Taste of things to come?

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The Wonder Stuff - The Eight Legged Groove Machine

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