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Archive for November, 2007

My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts (Brian Eno & David Byrne, 1981)

World’s voices cut up,
Lovingly funked and mashed by
Cerebral gurus!

- Submitted by Maarts

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Brian Eno & David Byrne - My Life In the Bush of Ghosts

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The Shooter (Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Michael Pena – Directed: Antoine Fuqua, 2007)

A conspiracy…
Marky Mark goes on the run –
Will he get revenge?

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The Five Faces Of Manfred Mann (Manfred Mann, 1964)

Blues and all that jazz
Doesn’t have any hit songs
Don’t let that stop you

- Submitted by Gary Field

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Manfred Mann - Five Faces of Manfred Mann

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Live Light (Ride, 2000)

Not a true ‘album’…
Captures their later stuff live –
The crowd sounds fake though!

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Speed Is Dreaming (St. Johnny, 1994)

After grunge had died,
Geffen sign slacker rock band -
First rate, but too late…

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Back In Black (AC/DC)

The perfect tonic
For boredom and hangovers;
Straight up and down rock!

- Submitted by Maarts

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Secret (Bu Neng Shuo De Mimi) (Starring: Jay Zhou, Guey Lunmei – Directed: Jay Zhou, 2007)

Pop star directs film –
Sure, I could tell you the plot…
But it’s a secret!

- Submitted by Miss J

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The White Album (The Beatles, 1968)

Huge double album
With loads of different genre –
Nothing boring here!

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When I’m Cleaning Windows (George Formby, 2006)

Buck-toothed King of Smut
Replete with innuendo
Uniquely British?

- Submitted by Crouching Caterpillar, Hidden Woodlouse

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George Formby - George Formby

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Nevada Fighter (Michael Nesmith and The First National Band, 1970)

First a Monkee, then
Heir to the Tippex millions.
Now a country star!

- Submitted by Crouching Caterpillar, Hidden Woodlouse

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Michael Nesmith - Nevada Fighter

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