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Archive for September, 2007

The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill (Lauryn Hill, 1998)

Miseducated?
A raw talent shines brightly
Ex-Fugee chart storm

- Submitted by Shi Yina

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Rage Against The Machine (Rage Against The Machine, 1992)

Funk, rap and metal:
Anger, insight and guitars
Rail against ‘The Man’

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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A Night At The Opera (Queen, 1975)

Why such great surprise
When Freddy came out as gay?
Just look at that ‘tache!

- Submitted by Papa G

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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Let It Come Your Way (Six Was Nine, 1994)

All songs sound the same -
Never heard of them since then.
Nice beginning though…

- Submitted by Shi Yina

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Inside In/Inside Out (The Kooks, 2006)

What a cool accent –
Singalong upbeat indie,
Songs about sofas!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
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To The Extreme (Vanilla Ice, 1990)

White nineties rapper,
One hit wonder, then danced in
Ninja Turtles Two.

- Submitted by Orange Warrior

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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Sixteen Stone (Bush, 1994)

Tepid ersatz grunge
You like Bush? Want to hear the
Real thing? Nevermind.

- Submitted by Papa G

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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Ten (Pearl Jam, 1991)

Mother Love Bone guys
Oddly caught in ‘grunge’ battle…
This is pure rock though.

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Too Many Days Without Thinking (Swell, 1997)

Dave Freel’s finest yet -
A sad, beautiful album…
Listen to ‘Portland’!

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
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The Essential Bruce Springsteen (Bruce Springsteen, 2003)

Bruce chronicles life;
The poor, downtrodden dreamers
Populate his world.

Man’s simple struggles
Immortalised in songs that
Make them sound special.

Through love and sorrow,
No matter what your background,
Springsteen’s on your side.

-Submitted by Maarts

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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