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Archive for September, 2007

Congotronics (Konono N1, 2005)

Who needs rock and roll?
Its spirit runs through wires, chants,
feedback and rhythm.

- Submitted by Maarts

Konono_N1_Congotronics

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Change Giver (Shed Seven, 1995)

York’s finest’s debut:
Underrated Britpop songs
Still sound cool today

Shed_Seven_Change_Giver

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Tarantula (Ride, 1996)

Two styles fight it out:
Bell/Gardener drift apart
Results mixed at best.

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Hole In The Sky (Laid Back, 1994)

Worst lyrics ever
I really hate Bakerman -
Thank God times have changed!

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
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The Band (The Band, 1969)

Black and white pictures
Of deepest America,
With a unique sound.

- Submitted by Osgood

The_Band_The_Band

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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I Could Never Be Your Woman (Starring: Sarah Alexander, Brittany Benson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Rudd – Directed: Amy Heckerling, 2007)

A no brain movie
I would rather sleep than watch
This movie again

- Submitted by Miss J

I_Could_Never_Be_Your_Woman

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Disintegration (The Cure, 1989)

The goth masterpiece:
Dark, brooding, atmospheric -
Great for night driving.

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Minutes To Midnight (Linkin Park, 2007)

Time for some changes:
Screaming turns mature,
Still leaves fans gutted…

- Submitted by Shi Yina

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Rumours (Fleetwood Mac, 1977)

Peter Green’s blues band
Marred by egos and cocaine -
Fleetwood ‘gak’, surely?

- Submitted by Crouching Caterpillar, Hidden Woodlouse

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Brighten The Corners (Pavement, 1997)

Yet more perfect songs
From Stephen Malkus & Co.
Wish they’d kept going!

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
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