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Archive for August, 2007

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band OST (The Bee Gees, 1978)

“Let’s remake Pepper!”
“Why would anyone do that?”
“Hmm, that’s a good point.”

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Appetite For Destruction (Guns ‘N’ Roses, 1987)

An instant classic:
‘Most dangerous’ band in world -
Big hair, bigger songs.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me (The Cure, 1987)

Dramatic intro
Segues into Eastern flavours -
A late night record…

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Franz Ferdinand (Franz Ferdinand, 2004)

Angular art band
With Teutonic obsession
Makes high camp debut.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Achtung Baby (U2, 1991)

Band move to Berlin
Bono invents the “Fly” look
Sunglasses sales soar…

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Sonic Nurse (Sonic Youth, 2004)

Mostly melodic.
Jim O’Rourke joins band full-time -
Stones is a great song.

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Slanted and Enchanted (Pavement, 1992)

Intelligent words -
A slacker lo-fi landmark
With sloppy drumming.

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Rather Ripped (Sonic Youth, 2006)

Stolen gear returned -
Band part ways with Jim O’Rourke,
Do gig in Shanghai!

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National Coma (Drop Nineteens, 1993)

Change of personnel –
Complex tunes, less shoegazing,
Sad they ended here.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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In Utero (Nirvana, 1993)

Out goes the ‘pop’ sheen -
Steve Albini produces
The last word on grunge.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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