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Archive for August, 2007

OK Computer (Radiohead, 1997)

Very well, here goes:
Good album, but stepping stone
For awesome Kid A!

- Submitted by Maarts

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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OK Computer (Radiohead, 1997)

OK Computer -
Masterpiece of the 90′s
Or is it a fraud?

- Submitted by Osgood

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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Used Songs (1973-1980) (Tom Waits, 2001)

Waltzing Matilda;
Aussie tune, but Tom Waits makes
It a wine filled waltz!

- Submitted by Maarts

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Back To Black (Amy Winehouse, 2006)

Please Amy Winehouse
Your talent ain’t worth wasting
On junkie hubbie!

- Submitted by Maarts

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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Hatful of Hollow (The Smiths, 1984)

Awful were The Smiths
Johnny Marr could play guitar
But Morrissey sucks!

- Submitted by Osgood

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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The Queen Is Dead (The Smiths, 1986)

Tuneful were The Smiths -
Johnny Marr is genius,
Moz the people’s poet!

- Submitted by Maarts

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Come Away With Me (Norah Jones, 2002)

New jazz and blues star
Makes sitar-playing Dad proud
With a smooth debut.

- Submitted by Miss J

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Copper Blue (Sugar, 1992)

Bob’s new beginning.
The verdict of NME?
Album Of The Year.

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(What’s The Story) Morning Glory? (Oasis, 1995)

“All your dreams are made
When you’re chained to the mirror
And the razorblade…”

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (The Beatles, 1967)

John: “Let’s do a song
About a ficticious band.”
Paul: “That could be good.”

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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