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We Drink On The Job (Earlimart, 2003)

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L.A. indie rock
With lush Thrills-style harmonies -
Hit from The O.C.?

Don’t Stop Believin’ (Journey, 1982)

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Pre-Randy Journey’s
Air-punching power ballad -
Bet The Dawg loved this!

The Final Countdown (Europe, 1986)

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Swedish Bon Jovi?
Perms, makeup, androgyny…
You can feel Kurt’s pain!

Seagull (Ride, 1990)

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Backwards Beatles axe
With Taxman-style bassline
Paves way for Britpop?

Grasshopper (Ride, 1992)

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Hang on…is this the
best instrumental ever?
No?! Comment below!

Hello (The Beloved, 1990)

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‘Namedrop’ concept pinched
from We Didn’t Start The Fire?
London State of Mind?

She Said (Longpigs, 1996)

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Poshly-named front man
and future Pulp guitarist’s
fine Britpop anthem…

Club Tropicana (Wham!, 1983)

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The fans were surprised
when George Michael came out – did
they somehow miss this?!

She Said (The God Machine, 1993)

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How intense is this?
Track 2 from Berber-flavoured
first album. Heavy!

Breather (Chapterhouse, 1991)

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Shoegazing high point
from Thames Valley’s favourite sons -
Now back, and on tour!

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