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21 Guns (Green Day, 2009)

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Verse like Joan Osbourne?
“Somewhere Over the Rainbow”
on the chorus? Nice!

Nineteen (Paul Hardcastle, 1985)

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Post-traumatic stress?
Rarely mentioned in pop songs -
N-n-n-nineteen!

Concrete Bed (Nada Surf, 2005)

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Love yourself, or else
You’ll end up being lonely
Warn the ‘Surf on this.

Lazy Day (Boo Radleys, 1992)

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Jangly harmonies
and an MBV-esque swoon -
These, their lo-fi years…

Suspicious Minds (Elvis Presley, 1969)

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It relaunched The King
and was his last number one -
Fastest outro ever?

It’s Gonna Be A Long Night (Ween, 2003)

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Wildest night ever?!
Comedy hedonism
sounds like mayhem here!

Los Angeles (Frank Blank, 1993)

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Three styles in one song -
Frank gets on a hovercraft,
Sings epic outro…

Day-Glo (Hazel, 1993)

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Hazel deserved more -
Sub Pop’s third greatest band?
Singing drummers rule!

Today Tomorrow Sometime Never (Echobelly, 1994)

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Female-fronted mosh
Laments Gen X apathy…
The female Mozzer?

Amen, Brother (The Winstons, 1969)

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You’ve never heard this?
The break at 1:44
Is in all dance tunes!

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