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A Thousand Suns (Linkin Park, 2010)

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What were they thinking?
An album full of B-sides
Snippets, leftovers

- Submitted by Shi Yina

The Ketchup Song (Aserejé) (Las Ketchup, 2002)

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The flamenco Corrs –
A group of hot sisters, but
Without the midget?

Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You (Glenn Medeiros, 1988)

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Hawaiian crooner
Covers George Benson classic -
redefines “Love God?

Cotton Eye Joe (Rednex, 1994)

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Line dancing…in Lund?
Swede cowboys on helium
Make hit, then vanish!

You’ve Got A Lot To Answer For (Catatonia, 1997)

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Is that Noely G?
No, but it’s a ‘knock out’ tune -
Llanfair Forever!

We Drink On The Job (Earlimart, 2003)

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L.A. indie rock
With lush Thrills-style harmonies -
Hit from The O.C.?

Don’t Stop Believin’ (Journey, 1982)

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Pre-Randy Journey‘s
Air-punching power ballad -
Bet The Dawg loved this!

The Final Countdown (Europe, 1986)

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Swedish Bon Jovi?
Perms, makeup, androgyny…
You can feel Kurt’s pain!

Seagull (Ride, 1990)

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Backwards Beatles axe
With Taxman-style bassline
Paves way for Britpop?

Grasshopper (Ride, 1992)

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