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Control (The Indecent, 2012)

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The Pixies meet Hole?
That’s just the start – after that,
total mosh mayhem!

 

Believe You Me (The Charlatans, 1990)

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Who’d have predicted
10+ Top 40 albums?!
Baggy survivors!

Quasar (The Smashing Pumpkins, 2012)

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Classic Pumpkins start -
is that Jimmy? No, but still…
it sounds like they’re back!

Mantra Slider (The Soundtrack Of Our Lives, 1998)

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Sounds quite familiar…
The Swedish Gimme Shelter?
Or Goth(-enburg) rock?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md9HLVSlpQQ

Don’t Want To Know If You Are Lonely (Hüsker Dü, 1986)

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Proto-Nirvana?
Moustachioed bassists rule -
Mould/Hart/Norton’s best?

Down (Swell, 1992)

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Lowest of Lo-Fi -
Pavement sound like Def Leppard
compared to these guys…

Bring The Light (Beady Eye, 2010)

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Chas & Dave cover
of unheard Oasis track?
East End pub knees-up?

Release (Feline, 1997)

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Like epic build-ups?
Grog & co fuse goth/Britpop
into huge soundscape

A Thousand Suns (Linkin Park, 2010)

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What were they thinking?
An album full of B-sides
Snippets, leftovers

- Submitted by Shi Yina

The Ketchup Song (Aserejé) (Las Ketchup, 2002)

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The flamenco Corrs –
A group of hot sisters, but
Without the midget?

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